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marval | 19:38 Fri 03rd Feb 2017 | Jokes
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A young couple is sleeping. Suddenly the wife wakes up and screams.

Her husband also wakes up and almost jumps out from the bed because of the loud scream.

He quickly realizes that it was just his wife.

“Why the hell are you screaming,” he says very quietly as if he is whispering and also in pain.

The wife takes a deep breath but is still winded. “I had a nightmare. I fell off a cliff but I grabbed a little twig and escaped from death.”

-“You’re safe now honey,” he says in the same painful whispering voice.

-“You can let go of that little twig now.”
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Bet that gave him the willies!
I admire him for sticking it out!

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