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25 Children..............
Mary got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband Ted died of cancer.
She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Mary again remarried – and this time, her & John had 5 more children.
Mary finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Mary again remarried – and this time, her & John had 5 more children.
Mary finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
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