I Bought

[marval]

I bought a stock car to race with.

It was all going well until it rained.

I was left in a puddle of gravy.

[Patsy33]

I've never been in a stock car, Knorr would I want to!

[melv16]

I tried to buy some hyena Oxo cubes at my local co-op. I felt a right laughing stock at the checkout.

[Samjenko]

Did the crowd go ooh aah?

[weecalf]

Did you win Bisto show

[kawanabe]

Safer to go by Gravy Boat :-)