I've Just(Part 2)

[melv16]

Found an Aston Villa shirt in a Sainsbury's bag, dumped in my garden. I thought to myself...I'm having that, don't people know that shopping bags cost 5p...

[Tilly2]

I get this one.

[tonyav]

I still ain't falling for it

[zebo]

Substitute Burnley if you wish.

[Togo]

The original was two Man Ure season tickets nailed to the main gates, bloke sees em and says .......I'm havin them..... "you can never have too many nails".