Do You Want A Pint

[percy1946]

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar " Pint of best " he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices a man sitting at a table eating a swan. Would you like a drink he asks, but the man says " No thanks, I'll just finish this swan and then I'm going "

[Mamyalynne]

I can't match that.

[kawanabe]

Did he then,Duck out the door,and drive off in his Bewick! :-)

[tonyav]

So long as he didn't try to goose you on his way out.

[marval]

Well he wasn't mute then.

[Trevilino]

Same happened to me when I spotted Vincent Van Gogh having a drink. I asked him if he wanted a pint and he replied, "No thanks, I've got one ear."