Another Pint

[marval]

A man walks into a bar.

“Can I have a pint of less please?” he asks.

“I’m sorry sir,” the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled.

“I’ve not come across that one before, is it a spirit?”

“I’ve no idea,” replies the man.

“The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.”

[Patsy33]

I use to drink less but didn't like it so I tried more, much better!

[Shaglene]

You've got the choice of more or less then Patsy

[joggerjayne]

There's a song we sing at Away games "up North" which goes ...

I went to the pub, I drank ten pints
And I got really plastered
Then I went home, and beat my wife
You dirty northern bas ... d

he he