Camborne 2

[DTCwordfan]

A man walks into the Camborne branch of Boots.

He says to the woman behind the counter, "Could I have a packet of condoms, please, miss?"

Indignantly, the woman says, "Don't you "Miss" me!"

"Sorry, luv, " he says. "Make that two packets?"

[Patsy33]

Wouldn't like to be in her Boots!

[Shaglene]

Buy two - be one jump ahead..........