I Told My Mum..

[Patsy33]

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

[weecalf]

Is it in operation yet?

[Arksided]

That sounds a bit Rooney.

[marval]

She will have to go there by stage coach.

[maggiebee]

To be or not to be, that is the question.

[Shaglene]

Not until the fat lady sings..............