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marval | 22:43 Wed 08th Mar 2017 | Jokes
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We’ve just had news of three important business mergers.

Pie Records merged with Apple Records today to make Apple Pies.

Hawker Aviation joined up with Cyril Lords to make flying carpets for the Persian markets.

And Crispy Bacon Ltd merged with Rolls-Royce to make sausage rolls and Royce Krispies.
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Cyril Lords? No, can't afford one of those
Does that include sausage rollers?

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