Gardener

[Patsy33]

My husband wouldn't let our daughter marry the local gardener. He said he was too rough around the hedges..

[marval]

Didn't he know which fork to use, or was he a rake?

[1ozzy]

Tell her to pick another.

[Quizproquo]

Yeah, in time he'd have border

[Patsy33]

I bet he was dying to trim her bush..

[1ozzy]

I heard he had a drinking problem, pistil dawn every night.

Quite a stigma to carry.

[Patsy33]

It's no good digging up the past Ozzy...

[1ozzy]

So it will never be a budding relationship.

[percy1946]

Guess he'd be like most men and want to stimulate her clematis !!!

[Samjenko]

He should leave them in privet to take stock.

[percy1946]

Wonder if her name was Heather and his was Pete !!!

[Patsy33]

I think she had a lucky escape. He has loads of ragworts!....

[jno]

did he want to dibbler?

[Patsy33]

jno, hoe, hoe, hoe.....

[sunny-dave]

I had a lady gardener last summer - Anita Bush I think her name was ...

[Patsy33]

He was hoping to sow his seeds.....