Lettuce Leaf

[Smowball]

A woman goes to the doctors with a lettuce leaf poking out of the top of her knickers. "Dear God, what on earths that?" said the doctor.
"Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg " she said......

[scorpiojo]

Aargh/haha ;o)

[Arksided]

I started laughing from the opening line.

[Patsy33]

I'm laughing here cos it's so funny!

[elliemay1]

"Why?", he asked.
"Cos I felt like it," she answered.

[Smowball]

: ) : )

[JJ109]

Give that woman a rocket cos she should not leaf lettuce romaines in her pants.

[Smowball]

Dear god lol

[marval]

I use to sell lettuces, but the celery wasn't very good.

[Patsy33]

This joke is a little gem....

[Smowball]

Lol!

[Patsy33]

Was her name Sally? Sal 'ad leaf coming out of her knickers.....

[cupid04]

[Webs] Wonder how that got there ;-))

[Smowball]

Groan lol...

[percy1946]

I think thirteen answers on one day is far too many - it used to be five a day, then ten, now thirteen. Where will it all end !!!

[Smowball]

Lol!

[Jackdaw33]

Did you know that the Ancient Greeks had a special word for sticking a radish up your bum? It was a punishment meted out to men convicted of adultery.

[marval]

What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

[Smowball]

Oh dear god lol