A Beggar...

[Patsy33]

A beggar walked up to me and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days."

I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower".

[percy1946]

Don't know why you're making such a Big Issue of it !!!

[Patsy33]

Oh very droll......

[Arksided]

The cheek on some beggars belief.

[RobNorth]

A lot of the time eating is just a habit - when the cafeteria at work took a turn for the worse I stopped going to lunch and never missed it...I realised that I'd only been going because it was 12.30...
Nb. With coffee now 2.75 a throw I can't afford it myself, so beggars have no chance...

[Patsy33]

Food for thought Rob.....

[Jackdaw33]

A beggar walked up to a bloke and said, "Spare a few bob for a cup of tea, guv".

The man replied, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Wm Shakespeare".

The beggar replies, "****, DH Lawrence!"