Blinking...

[Patsy33]

A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t control.”

Doctor: “Ah come on, it’s not so bad as you think.”

Guy: “Oh, you think?! Every time I go to the pharmacy to get some painkillers, they give me condoms!”

[Zacs-Master]

Durex spect me to believe that?

[Patsy33]

You must be tic!

[Patsy33]

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That was with an Irish accent!

[percy1946]

My Chinese friend, Miss P. King, would say that story was 'rubbery' !!!

[Shaglene]

Was he cock-eyed?

[marval]

Eye like that.

[DTCwordfan]

Was it Eric Shun - I know him, all cock and ball.