No Hurry

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Flying at 35 thousand feet an airline co- pilot was talking to his pilot without realising that intercom was switched on allowing passengers to hear their conversation. The co-pilot asked "what are you going to do when we land" and the pilot replied "first I am going to have a good *** and then I am going to s**g the ar*e of that new stewardess" The stewardess who was at the rear of the aircraft realised everybody could hear what they were saying and went running down the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the pilots when she tripped over a bag in the aisle and went flying on her face when a little old lady looked down at her and said "there's no need to hurry, my dear, he's going to have a good *** first.