An Electrician

[marval]

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door.

His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?"

He replied, Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?

[cupid04]

Could start a reVolt

[jno]

you're on a charge...

[zebo]

He said to the children Hi, I am pere.

[weecalf]

As long as he was cable of standing ,the wife could be flexible .Where did he metre her anyway

[RobNorth]

Did she socket to him? Or plug him? It's shocking but I gauss common..

[Hopkirk]

Did his wife have a short fuse?

[tonyav]

I think she tripped out.

[Berniecuddles2]

sounds a bright spark to me!

[Shaglene]

Let's pull the plug on this one........

[Bazile]

Currently , I can't think of a clever reply