A Man Gets Run Over.....

[Smowball]

A man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.....
A police officer goes to his house and says to his wife, " There's no easy way to say this...."

[Tilly2]

I like that! Thank you.

[Baldric]

Lol, good one Smow.

[Bazile]

Perhaps the Police officer wasn't artic ulate ?

[Smowball]

(Groan) lol

[DTCwordfan]

I'm still coffin' over that one.....

[marval]

lol, I like it.

[hereIam]

Brilliant !

[Togo]

Haha Smow.....usable that one. :))

[mallyh]

this reminds me of years ago at butlins my mum and uncle were called on to the stage and had to say red lorry yellow lorry very fast about 8 times it was hilarious listening to them especially as they had both had a few drinks lol x

[Tilly2]

I bet the wife had to be treated with repeated applications of lemon liniment, lemon liniment, lemon liniment, lemon liniment . (See how many times you can say that without getting in a mess) :-)

[tamborine]

He chased a bug around a tree

[Togo]

Try ..I'm not a Pheasant plucker, but a Pheasant plucker's son. (^_*)