Stuck For Words.....

[Patsy33]

I bumped into my old friend Eric the other day, a champion dart player. He said, "Why did you put super glue on my dart?" I replied, "You just can't let it go can you?"......

[tonyav]

I'm stuck for a reply to this.

[Baldric]

Sounds like Bull to me!

[DaisyNonna]

He didn't want a pasting!

[marval]

Guess who is not going to score tonight.

[Patsy33]

Then I thought to myself, "I should dart off now" and took flight....

[DTCwordfan]

One hundred and eighty!!!!!