What Does It Mean?

[marval]

At a family get together, a young boy of about eight years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?"

The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word like that?"

"From Uncle Charlie," responds the son.

Dad charges off to confront his brother.

Charlie doesn't have a clue what the problem is and explains that all he said was, "For-an-occasion like this you think they would serve champagne."

[Patsy33]

That's what he said did he?? Hmmm...