I Was

[marval]

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper.

Along came a guy and asks "Are you reading that?"

I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

[Tilly2]

Oh bum!

[jno]

I bet he felt an ass

[Quoi]

//I bet he felt an ass //
He did ask but I wouldn't let him do that either!

[Hopkirk]

You've got eyes in the back of your ....

[Toorak]

I think we need to get to the bottom of this....

[Arksided]

I can't be @r5ed, probably the Daily Mail.

[Patsy33]

Behind with the Times?....

[Shaglene]

The Sun doesn't shine there..........

[Patsy33]

You like to Express your views?...

[mallyh]

i hope you didn't just pooh pooh him x

[piggynose]

Subway, isn't that where you go to cross busy road?

[Hopkirk]

Yes Piggy, but those poor confused Americans think it's an underground train.