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marval | 14:53 Sun 18th Jun 2017 | Jokes
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I went to our local fish and chip shop late last night.


I said "What have you got left?"


He replied, "Just these two. The first is actually a type of shark. The second has been there for a while!"


I was stuck between a Rock and a hard Plaice.
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Heard one like this before ,when asked if there was anything left and told there was plenty he replied Serves you right for making you much
Sounds fishy to me.
Talk about the fin edge of the wedge!...
Was Sam-on the counter.
For Cod's Hake.
Codswallop, as someonem a sole ABer, said to me the other night....
Yes I think they're battered.
I bet your head was swimming...
I trout it.
Whale oil beef hooked.....
Vintage Simpsons movie ...

I went into the local chippy asked the guy serving "how bigs your plaice" ..he said "it's a small flat above the shop"
I was asked to spell cod.I spelt it c o d f
The fishmonger replied there ain no f in cod!

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