Fortune-Teller

[Hymie]

I went to a fortune-teller last week. She studied my palm and said ‘You’ve been masturbating.’ I said ‘Hey, you’re good – can you tell me anything about my future?’

She looked at my face and said ‘You’ll be doing it for a long time.’

[tonyav]

I'm surprised that she didn't foresee a near future visit to spec savers for you ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

It's all in the wrist....

[Hopkirk]

I went to to a palm reader. She said 'oh dear, your brain line is broken'

[DTCwordfan]

She said to me, "Can you come again?"