Science Explained Easily

[DTCwordfan]

Two atoms are talking.

One says, "I think that I have lost an electron."

Second atom says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I;m positive."

[EDDIE51]

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

[Patsy33]

Can I borrow this joke? Is there a charge?...

[EDDIE51]

What would a metallurgist use to make a condom?
Cementite !

[DTCwordfan]

Pavlov is sitting in a pub enjoying a pint - the phone rings - and he jumps up shouting, "Sherit, I forgot to feed the dog."

[EDDIE51]

I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

[DTCwordfan]

Mr Helium walks into a bar and asks for a wine.
"Sorry," says the barman, "we don't serve noble gases in here."
Mr. Helium doesn't react.

[DTCwordfan]

I've just got my doctorate in the study of palindromes... I'm known as Dr. Awkward now.

[EDDIE51]

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

[DTCwordfan]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. … After five minutes of this nonsense, the bartender pours two pint of beer and says, “You fellas ought to sort this one out among yourselves."

[Patsy33]

This joke is going down a bomb DTCword fan!

[maggiebee]

Thanks for the laugh folks - love all of these!