What 2?

[Berniecuddles2]

What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head?
Beatrix

[Tilly2]

Bighead?

[Jackdaw33]

Beatrix

[Jackdaw33]

Just realised you've already given the answer.

[Berniecuddles2]

Cmon jack get with it lol :-)

[Jackdaw33]

What do you call the same woman who can play snooker at the same time?

[Tilly2]

...at the same time as what, Jackdaw?

[NoMercy]

Beatrice Potter...

[NoMercy]

Stupid autocorrect

[waterboatman]

:o}

[Berniecuddles2]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob!

[DTCwordfan]

what do you call a man with a spade?
Doug
what do you call a man without a spade?
Douglass

[Patsy33]

What do you call two burglars?
A pair of knickers

[Shaglene]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

[marval]

What do you call a women who throws her bills on the fire?

Bernadette

[zabado]

What do you call an Irish man with two large panes of glass ? . .
Paddy O'doors.
and what do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant ?. . .
Angus McCoatup.
Or a Pakistani peeping Tom . . Mustafa Luke.

[sunny-dave]

... then there was the Irish skin specialist

Dermot o'Logist

[marval]

What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel

[scooping]

And an Irishman with a bottle of shampoo on his head - Tim O'Tae

[marval]

What do you call a Sikh trapeze artist?

Balan Singh

[Togo]

What do you call a female lift attendant?

Interflora.