In A Pickle
A man had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home to his wife and told her that he had been sacked from his job.
She began to scream and yell, ‘You have given them more than 20 years of devoted service, how could they fire you?’
‘For 20 years I have wanted to stick my *** in the pickle slicer,’ he explained, ‘and today I finally did it.’
The wife ran over and pulled down his trousers & pants to see what damage had been done. ‘You look OK,’ she said with a sigh of relief, ‘so what happened to the pickle slicer?’
‘They fired her too.’