Grin And Bear It

[maggiebee]

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

[marval]

lol

Two thirsty travellers in the Australian outback find a small homestead called Marcy. They are desperate for a drink. The homesteader offers them Koala Tea. When it comes, it is thick, green and hairy. "This is disgusting," says one traveller. "Well," says the homesteader, "The koala tea of Marcy isn't strained!"

[maggiebee]

Ha ha marval