An old woman is amazed one day when a frog speaks to her.
'Kiss me,' it says. 'I'll turn into a handsome man who will make passionate love to you.'
She picks it up and pops it in her handbag.
'Hey!' the frog cries. 'I said if you kiss me, I'll be your hunky lover.
'That's nice, dear,' she smiles at it. 'But at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'