Did You Hear..

[Patsy33]

Did you hear about the psychiatrist who kept his wife under the bed? He thought she was a little potty.

[Spicerack]

The po-faced won't like that one.

[tonyav]

Was she committed to it though, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Ironically, his name Jerry....

[tonyav]

Is his second name Chambers.

[Patsy33]

Funny enough, yes Tone. Urine a very perceptive frame of mind tonight!

[tonyav]

Funny that you should say that, Patsy.
I've heard that you can't hear a psychiatrist use the loo c'us the 'P' is silent.

[Patsy33]

LOL! You were bursting to get that one out, weren't you?

[tonyav]

Patsy, I've also heard that if a psychiatrist and a prostitute spend the night together in the morning each of them say's £150 please.

[marval]

His wife can't move, because what Gazunder the bed stays there.

[elliemay1]

Think you're all a little potty!

[Garaman]

...and I thought he said it was where he kept his wee, bonnie lass!