I Recently

[Patsy33]

I recently bought a wig made entirely from bum hairs,
but it keeps blowing off!

[Garaman]

You could tell it was a wig from behind.

[Spicerack]

Cheeky.

[Arksided]

I like the crack on that one.

[Berniecuddles2]

i wont *** where you got it from

[Berniecuddles2]

jeez a-r-s-e!!

[Hopkirk]

Is the wig short and curly?

[1ozzy]

You really need to be more anal retentive ;-/

[Patsy33]

Shame about the wind. It could be a great asset...

[cupid04]

You could always make a brillo pad...

[aelmpvw]

if it doesn't fit you'll look like an ***