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Berniecuddles2 | 10:00 Fri 01st Sep 2017 | Jokes
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Two ships, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue have collided in the channel ...both crews have been marooned
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The authorities will try to gloss over it.
10:05 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Oh buoy, I just had a sinking feeling,
10:07 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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You two are making me emulsionable
10:08 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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At least the inquiry won't be a whitewash
10:09 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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No they won't brush this under the carpet
10:09 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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on the plus side, the paint will have been watered down
10:12 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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I suspect at least one of the captains was a bit green.
10:12 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Lol
10:13 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Captains Du and Lux refused to comment
10:14 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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The captain said at first he had good sight of the other ship, but then it just seemed to varnish.
10:14 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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His name was Matt, and he was satin the bridge. He was a bit cold so he was underacoat.
10:56 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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I bet the language was colourful!
11:00 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Were they posh vessels, captained by Farrow and Ball? I'm all shades of green with envy.
07:22 Sat 02nd Sep 2017

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