A Photon

[Patsy33]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage,
"no thanks, I'm travelling light."

[Garaman]

That'll have been Ray.

[Berniecuddles2]

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”

[Patsy33]

Ah yes, such a bright spark!

[Berniecuddles2]

He ordered a miller lite!

[jno]

A helium atom goes into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your sort here.' The helium atom doesn't react.

[Berniecuddles2]

ooohhh a b/answer i'll drink to that cheers patsy x

[Patsy33]

That made me laugh Berniecuddles! I usually give best answer to the one that causes a titter..

[Berniecuddles2]

i like a titter meself...sshhshh dont tell everyone lol x

[Patsy33]

Titter ye not! (Frankie Howard) :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

i met him years ago lovely man

[Patsy33]

Wow, luck you!. One of the greats.

[zebo]

Was his name Cliff? Ask your grandmother if you don't understand, we had a life once!