I've Been Asked

[Patsy33]

I've been asked to take part in a crime scene reconstruction of a murdered campanologist for Crimewatch.
Apparently I'm a dead ringer.

[sunny-dave]

Are you being paid, or are you just a dead ringer for love?

[tonyav]

Make sure you stick to the script or you'll drop a clanger.

[Berniecuddles2]

Quasimodo never got asked he's got the right hump!

[Garaman]

Will they be a pealing for other witnesses?

[piggynose]

pull the other one its got bells on

[Patsy33]

Apparently, he looked like a ***....

[Patsy33]

Huh? Belle end..

[sunny-dave]

... with knobs on?

[marval]

The police got into an argument about who killed him. Apparently it was a right ding dong.

[DTCwordfan]

Notre Dame and us predicted this, no great surprise. One must grasp the Nettles to solve this.

[Togo]

I can hear the witness now. Hmmm that face rings a bell.

[tonyav]

I'll bet the guilty one ran like the clappers.

[Patsy33]

I heard someone rang his neck.....

[EDDIE51]

Quasimodo comes home to find his wife holding a wok.
'Good' he says 'are we having Chinese to night? '
'No' replies his wife' I'm ironing your shirts on this'

[Patsy33]

LOL Eddie!...

[tonyav]

Was Quasimodo after the no bell prize.

[Patsy33]

Trust you to chime in Tone! :-)

[tonyav]

Well I was hoping to get big ben-efits from this thread.

[DaisyNonna]

Hope you will be saved by the bell

[Patsy33]

There was a striking resemblance...