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Bazile | 14:48 Wed 06th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A week later , there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail asks ‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT ?
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Avatar Image Berniecuddles2
that took me a long time to get that joke...lol
14:49 Wed 06th Sep 2017
Avatar Image albaqwerty
feeling sluggish Cuddlyone? xx
14:50 Wed 06th Sep 2017
Avatar Image Berniecuddles2
very entrailing x
14:52 Wed 06th Sep 2017
Avatar Image Garaman
It took the poor snail a week to get back, what a ***!
18:28 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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It seems you have to guess the last word - 6 letters.
18:29 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow.

He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
18:33 Wed 06th Sep 2017

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