Grandad

[Patsy33]

So Grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish,

bless him, he mis-heard when we told him to turn his clock back.

[Berniecuddles2]

Aye up lad..wotcha cock!

[Patsy33]

I said, "We'll have to get you another hearing aid. What type is it?" He said, "4.0' clock"....

[Garaman]

That would have been old Ryszard, or Polish Dick as we used to call him.