The Lone Ranger

[Berniecuddles2]

What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.

[Sqad]

LOL..

[albaqwerty]

oh, sweet heaven!! xx

and we all know how Batman's mum called him in for dinner of an evening! :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."

[albaqwerty]

my sides are sore! stop it!!

you're going to get worse the older you get aren't you Cuddlyone?
(please say yes xxxx)

[Sqad]

Man goes into bank.
"I want to arrange a loan"
Reply from Bank teller:
" Sorry, the Loan Arranger is on holiday, but I am Tonto, can I help?

[Berniecuddles2]

lol kimo suadi

[Berniecuddles2]

er kimo sqadi lol

[sunny-dave]

https://img.memecdn.com/nana-nana-nana-nana-batman_o_1453129.jpg

[Berniecuddles2]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo ***. Someone has stolen tent."

[Patsy33]

LOL!

[Sqad]

LOL...

[Patsy33]

The Lone Ranger shouted to his horse, "I'm forever in your debt. "I owe Silver!"...

[Berniecuddles2]

awayyyyyyyyy!

[sunny-dave]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves completely surrounded by hostile Indians.

The Lone Ranger asks Tonto: “What are we going to do, Tonto?”

To which Tonto replies: “What do you mean 'we', white boy ..."

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[cupid04]

What did the Pink Panther say when he trod on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...

[Berniecuddles2]

LOLx

[Sqad]

LOl...LOL......"white boy"...LOL....good one.

[Sqad]

LOL..."what do you me WE..... LOL lOL

[zebo]

Another golden oldie, how did Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi'jammin.