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A Mate's Wedding

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Berniecuddles2 | 11:38 Thu 14th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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I went to a mate's wedding and
I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly cow".
"Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father"
"I'm not. I'm her mother you cheeky git !!!
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LOL!
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im laughing myself lol
LOL! You should've gone to Specsavers! (I think!.....)
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it was her moustache that threw me lol
That reminds me....... Be back in a minute....
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pmsl dont cut yourself nice n steady lol x
Ahh, that's better... No more 5.O'clock shadow!
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beautiful an smooth lol
For now Berniecuddles. Trouble is, I'll have to strike my matches elsewhere to light up my cigarette!
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dont rub yourself the wrong way..( lol patsy just use BC berniecuddles is too long to type out all the time)x
I do love reading the banter between you two!!

blooming sharp and most enjoyable reading the posts xxxx
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so was patsys razor lol
Oohhh! That was cutting! Still, no skin off my nose...

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