Humpty Dumpy

[-SharonA-]

Breaking news.......
Humpty Dumpty has been found dead.
Next of Kinder has been informed.

[Spicerack]

Where did you poach that from?

[Mamyalynne]

Cracking!

[sunny-dave]

Eggselent ...

[Patsy33]

What a surprise!

[zebo]

Is this a yolk? Kinder must be in bits inside, hope they can be put together again.

[Shaglene]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled egg for breakfast

[Patsy33]

When's he being layed to rest?

[Jomlett]

Eigg.

[DTCwordfan]

Humpty in a coffin = oeuf en cocotte.

[Mamyalynne]

It's Ova.

[Berniecuddles2]

Was he leaving Britain
Was it a breggsit!

[DTCwordfan]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won 10 grand with Claims Direct.

[DTCwordfan]

one for Tonyav

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Watching Aston Villa
Aston Villa scored a goal
And Humpty fell in the river!

[Patsy33]

Is his funeral with the CO OP....

[marval]

You have really come out of your shell.

Send in the cavalry
Enlist the soldiers all
For a tragedy has happened
The egg fell off the wall

[tonyav]

Hey DT, the villa are scoring lot's of goals of late. Poor old humpty gonna be pretty wet :-)