Late Arrivals At The Ball!!

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up
Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel
Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry
Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son, Piers
Mr & Mrs Tonic, and their daughter, Jean Ann
Mr & Mrs Kneespale, & their son, Watt
And please welcome, Mr & Mrs Roids, and their daughter, Emma
The mother & father of all Italian cheeses, Ma & Pa Mesan
Mr & Mrs Normous, & their son, Uri
from Ireland, Dermot Ologist and Mike Rosurgery

[1ozzy]

And from the middle east may we introduce Mr & Mrs Assiam and their lovely daughter Arwata

[stob]

Mr and Mrs Offalott and their friendly daughter Nikkas

[Patsy33]

Mr &Mrs Bjorn Free and son Scott.

[Berniecuddles2]

And the two bookmakers Mr and mrs odds and their gambling daughter islay

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr and mrs paint and their son matt

[marval]

Mr & Mrs Ory, and their hermaphrodite child, Jack Anne

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[marval]

Mr & Mrs Ookatbedtime, and their son, Abe

[EDDIE51]

Mr & Mrs Kerr and their son Wayne.

[Berniecuddles2]

Eddie tch tch

[EDDIE51]

^ Believe it or not, there is an old piece of electrical measurement equipment called a Wayne Kerr Resistance Bridge. Always caused a giggle when we had to use it.

[Berniecuddles2]

mr and mrs singer and their daughter carol!

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr and mrs slightly and their son justin

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr and mrs kebab and their daughter donna

[oldmisery]

Mr & Mrs Pause and their daughter Menna.

[Patsy33]

Mr and Mrs Jass and son Hugh

[DTCwordfan]

Mr and Mrs Cumquick and their randy daughter, Penny.

[marval]

Mr and Mrs O'Lin and their lovely daughter, Vi.

[zebo]

There used to be a shop called Walter Wall Carpets in Bolton many years ago I think.

[Patsy33]

Mr & Mrs Sydney Harber and their daughter Pearl.