The Interview

[-SharonA-]

Telephone Interviewer: “Hi, I am carrying out interviews to see if you are interested in our latest product. Can I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Interviewer: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al Rhazim.”
Interviewer: “Sex?”
Man: “Yes, three to five times a week”
Interviewer: “No, no, I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female.... sometimes camel”
Interviewer: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep... most animals”
Interviewer: “But isn’t that hostile to the animal?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style!”
Interviewer: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch!”
Interviewer hangs up.