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1ozzy | 20:54 Mon 02nd Oct 2017 | Jokes
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...to board a plane with a dead wombat under each arm.
The Stewardess informed me only one carrion was allowed.
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Aww, that's rotten mate!...
21:27 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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Did you have a chick-en case also?
21:40 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
22:21 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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I went ahead and boarded the plane.
After all, the stewardess was the one carrying on about it.
06:27 Tue 03rd Oct 2017

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