Quit My Job!

[Berniecuddles2]

I've just quit my job at a helium balloon factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!

[marval]

I quit my job as a professional fisherman.

I discovered that I couldn’t live on the net income

[Berniecuddles2]

reely?

[tonyav]

I quit my job as a lumberjack, I couldn't hack it.

[DTCwordfan]

Unemployed again, Bernie.....

Time for some guidance...

[tonyav]

I also quit my job as a tailor, I wasn't suited to it.

[DTCwordfan]

I had to give my job up as a funeral director.

It was too much of an undertaking and I felt boxed in.

[Berniecuddles2]

I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming

[tonyav]

I quit my job as a banker, I lost interest.

[Togo]

I lost my job at the bank, after reading you that should dress for the job you really want. They told me that Coco The Clown could not sit at the teller's window.

[jno]

I lost my job as a bus driver just because I gave up my seat to a blind man

[DTCwordfan]

I lost my job as an electrician; it was shocking.

[tonyav]

I quit my job at Goodyear, it was tiring.

[DTCwordfan]

no more rubber suits to wear, tony, then - and we'll risk losing the thread here.

[marval]

I applied for a job in Australia.

But seems I don’t have the right koalifications.

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as an elephant circumcisor, lousy pay but I did get some huge tips.

[DTCwordfan]

I quit my job as an escort - it was all too hard and I didn't get enough.

[marval]

Love it 1ozzy,

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

[DTCwordfan]

I quit my job as a miller - the reason, the job just ground me down.

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as a seamstress, couldn't make ends meet.

[jno]

I quite my job making sausages for the same reason, ozzy