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Lost An Arm To A Snake Bite.

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Berniecuddles2 | 09:08 Wed 04th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My mate lost an arm to a snake bite.

He had twelve pints of the stuff and fell through a window.
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What an asp!
09:14 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Fangs for that, I was getting Boa ed.
09:18 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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his sister anna conda tried to stop him from falling but to late
09:20 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Lucky he had an adder one.
09:20 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Sssssssssilly man!
09:22 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Pity he didn't have a Singapore sling...............
13:31 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Is he still rattling on about that snake?!...
14:45 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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he may still be here if he drank cobra!
14:47 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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He should have taken the bull by the horns and drunk Bison Grass vodka instead.
14:51 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Just an armless defenestration.

14:52 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Did he fall into the serpentine?
14:53 Wed 04th Oct 2017

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