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Berniecuddles2 | 07:00 Thu 05th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My wife asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?"

"No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."
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she was bounty have a go at me!
Twixt the both of you, you are a right pair!
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i tried to change the topic she wouldn't have it!
he was in a fudge when it came to watching the tv tho
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shes an alien from mars!
but she snickers at your jokes tho
and she said "You're Lion"?
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when shes angry she gives me the curlywurlys!
She said, "Bernie You're such a Hob-Nob!"
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she dont use the hob!!
...and she said you were a square!
oh, you're too soft-centred
Isn't she a mal-teaser.............

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