A Couple

[Patsy33]

A couple were out shopping, when suddenly the wife realized her husband is missing,
so she phoned him asking, "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember the Jewellery shop with that diamond necklace you fell in love with,
and I didn't have the money, but said, 'Honey, it'll be yours one day'?"
with a smile, she blushed, "Yes I remember that, my love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."

[Berniecuddles2]

Lol I'll have to remember that for future use lol