Curry Jokes!

[Berniecuddles2]

I went for a curry the other day and got some terrible news.
My naan had slipped into a korma.

My bum was sore after a curry.
The wife said "ringsting"
I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"

i Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and chutneys. I wish he’d stop taking sides.

I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

[albaqwerty]

could be worse, it could make you chickle

[marval]

I had a pelican curry the other night. Tasted ok but the bill was enormous.

[DTCwordfan]

Had a curry with another friend who can’t eat rice. He’s basmatic.

Why they served my Naan bread, who knows? She can't stand it.

[albaqwerty]

was in local curry house other night, couldn't believe the song playing was Korma, Korma Kormelean, you come and go,, you come and go to the looooo

[Berniecuddles2]

gawd help us lol

[marval]

Went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.

[Berniecuddles2]

Funny soon as eat a nice curry an hour later I get tired and go to sleep .. soon as my head hits that pilau!

[albaqwerty]

marval!! (that's blurdy good!) xx

[marval]

The Curry Charts
35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? - Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

[albaqwerty]

only cos you're poopadommed out.

[DTCwordfan]

I accidentally spilled coffee on an Indian woman's dress. I told her I was very sari.

[Berniecuddles2]

i remember them on top of the popaddoms!

[marval]

I was interested to hear that the Smurfs have set up a curry delivery service. That’s a Balti from the Blue.

[albaqwerty]

marval, that's even better!!
cor, blooming good :-))))

[marval]

Thank you alba, and thank you Bernie for BA.

[Berniecuddles2]

your hot stuff marval

[albaqwerty]

I need to share my ear-worm, Kiss, jalfrazi, jalfrazi nights lol

[marval]

There is never a dhal moment on Answerbank.

[Patsy33]

A man in our local Indian restaurant collapsed with a heart attack the other night in the middle of eating his food. Rumour is he had a dodgy Tikka.

[Berniecuddles2]

is he in a korma?