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Voltage | 14:42 Mon 16th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

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Lol! Perhaps you can give her a talking part....
14:54 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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That's curtains for her then
14:54 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Perhaps you can give her a talking part....i tried that she just stalls!
14:59 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Keep your trap shut? ( (Trap door)
15:05 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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He's up in the gods where he can't see her
15:08 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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