I Suggest

[marval]

An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said,

"I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."

The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied.

"Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son."

[DTCwordfan]

oh my God, this takes the biscuit.....

[Arksided]

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

[gness]

Marval......made me smile... and for some reason reminded me of the aber......can't think who but Tonyav comes to mind....who knocked over a bottle of dettol spilling some......and, so his mum wouldn't find out, topped it up with water....and we know what happens then...... :-)

[tonyav]

Doh

[gness]

Was it you, Tony?.....x

[tonyav]

Noooooo.
I did decorate a trifle with tea leaves for her once though.

[gness]

Lord you must have been hard work!... ;-)

[tonyav]

Nooooo, a little angel.

[gness]

I've seen angels with horns!.... :-)

[shoota]

I saw that video too..... ;-)

[gness]

Evening lovely.....missed you....gremlins or France?...x

[shoota]

France - told you, pay attention.
Back now...

[Arksided]

I've seen angels with horns!
Yes there's a very famous fallen one.

[marval]

It's all coming out now Tony, there no secrets here.

[gness]

I'm old and grey, Shoota...short term memory......glad you're back....did you enjoy?...x

[tonyav]

Ey up, he's been deported ;-)

[shoota]

I keep quiet a lot...

[tonyav]

there no secrets here.

Oh yes there are, marval ;-)

[gness]

No....but you don't not keep quiet when keeping quiet is the best thing to do.....and that's nice....xxx

[shoota]

Eh?