I Asked

[Patsy33]

I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had,
he started counting then fell asleep.

[1ozzy]

Ewe's naughty

[Patsy33]

Im a bit woolly headed tonight Ozz...

[marval]

People will flock to this joke Patsy.

[vulcan42]

There's some serious ramifications in that statement.

[1ozzy]

Hey mon, he only served de-boned lamb.

[1ozzy]

I bet he woke up feeling sheepish.

[Patsy33]

He felt baaaaaad..

[Voltage]

I bet you've been dai in to tell that joke

[Voltage]

What do you call a Welsh man with loads of girlfriends.
A shepherd!

[waterboatman]

Where do you get virgin wool?

From a sheep that can run faster that the shepherd.

[Shaglene]

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep..............

[sapelesam]

No No No Shaglene.

[sapelesam]

Australian comes across a farmer holding a sheep, are you shearing he asks, no, you've got to get you own replies the farmer.