Southern Ireland

[Voltage]

I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin"
He replied "no I've just got a headache "

[1ozzy]

Where is Sqad when you need him ;-/

[waterboatman]

He must have been duffed up by a leprechaun. They don't get on together at all!

[Shenco]

Sounds like he had no gnome to go to!

[Patsy33]

LOL! Must have been throbbing....

[Voltage]

he was shaking something

[Patsy33]

Yes, his head....

[albaqwerty]

Patsy, that's rather right wing of you :-))

[Voltage]

gawd save me the twins of evil are upon me!!!

[albaqwerty]

You love us really !! xx

[Jackdaw33]

Of course, no lady would understand the third line.

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, took a couple of reads for me to get this one - head not in gear today. The little imp.

[Voltage]

wot ladddieessss jack lol
how are you any better

[albaqwerty]

tried being a lady once, worse 10 seconds of my life....

Hope you'll soon be out Jack x

[melv16]

I knew a char lady who only liked oral sex.
We called her the goblin teas made...

[Voltage]

pmsl ..hang on i know her lol

[albaqwerty]

MELV !!

I'd like to be able to say I'm shocked, but as I'm crying laughing, I can't :-D

[Voltage]

shock and normal are not in your vocabulary

[albaqwerty]

true, Volty, true :-)) xx

[Patsy33]

Oh you lot are so green! And soo uncouth!.....

[melv16]

Oral sex is also good for women's eyesight
Suck it and see..