I Met

[marval]

I met my husband at a Chess tournament.



He made the first move.

[aelmpvw]

sounds like a good place to find a mate

[sunny-dave]

I hope you weren't watching pawn ...

[marval]

I was having a good knight out in a local castle.

[tonyav]

Said the Bishop to the actress.

[Patsy33]

Was it all above board?

[marval]

Yes, but it is a lovely castle, you really should go and have a rook at it.

[Arksided]

I've being in a Castle, it smelt a bit stale mate.

[Patsy33]

Im pleased for you. Who paid? I hope he handed over the cheque mate!

[Arksided]

I was a guest of the Queen, she tends to move in any direction she wants.

[Voltage]

I bet he chatted you up with " let me show you how to mate"

[Patsy33]

I hope he's never squared up to you....

[marval]

We had dinner on a checked table cloth, it took him an hour to pass the salt.

[Arksided]

Had to share this...

[marval]

Thank you Arksided, I hadn't seen that before.