Shoot The Pig.............

[Shaglene]

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,.

"Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

[Voltage]

i bet he copped it!

[Patsy33]

He'll be in the pen.....

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

Some body will squeal on him.

[Tilly2]

Not very PC this!

[shoota]

I'll bet his radio is crackling as well.

[Patsy33]

Some people will be a bit dis -grunt- led over this joke....